Backside Billboards

I want to announce one of my current pet peeves. Ready? It's those short shorts with tushy text, something written across the rear end.

I'm wondering, What is it that leads a girl to conclude, "Hmm. I think I'll buy and wear these skimpy shorts with ___________ on the backside"?

I also want to know, About this wear, where's Mom and Dad?

Now, in an attempt to preempt, I want to say that if the print on said pantaloons was smaller, I'd be even more embarrassed to bring up the subject. But, . . . .well, . . . what I mean is, Most examples are legible from otherwise safe distances.

Convinced that the subject deserves more coverage, . . . . I'm asking, What do you think?